The Crepes of Wrath

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Hello Newman.
Newman: Hello Jerry.
Seth: And don’t forget your steamed broccoli.
Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you.
Jerry: Really? Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
[Newman spits it out]
Newman: Vile weed!
Jerry: It’s Kramer isn’t it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he’s hooked to the chicken isn’t he?
Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard.

(via The Chicken Roaster)